Party: Thirst Things First Halloween Extravangza featuring Pure Brown

Party: Thirst Things First Halloween Extravangza featuring Pure Brown

10pm. No Cover. 21+

THIRST THINGS FIRST
THREE HUMANS AND ONE JOINT OPERATIVE ROBOTIC DRUMMER HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO TEACH THE EARTH WORLD ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF OIL AND THE DANGERS OF SAND. OIL IS ANY LIQUID YOU DRINK OR USE AS CURRENCY. SAND IS THE ENEMY. TECHNOLOGICAL SOUNDS OF THE FUTURE ARE MIXED WITH TECHNOLOGICAL SOUNDS FROM THE PAST TO MAKE A DEMONSTRATION EVEN MUTANTS CAN COMPREHEND. THE FIRST DEMONSTRATION FROM THIRST THINGS FIRST ENTITLED ‘LP1’ WAS RECORDED IN THE DISTANT FUTURE AND SENT BACK TO LINCOLN NEBRASKA UNITED STATES WORLD EARTH YEAR 2013 TO BE SHARED WITH HUMANS AND MUTANTS ALIKE. I URGE YOU TO BECOME OUR COMRADES AND SHARE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE WITH THE EARTH WORLD. DRINK OIL.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

-BOOT:\\
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