Party: HOMO HOMAGE w/ CRAIG TEATIME & SARAH ADORABLE

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Party: HOMO HOMAGE w/ CRAIG TEATIME & SARAH ADORABLE

YUM YUM NOM NOM !! Delicious succulent saffron Sarah Adorables served with a lightly blanched horse chestnut cream of Craig Teatime sauce...... Want to record this for all my friends so they know much I've spent on this pre brunch. Don’t get tears on your keyboard as you weep while pressing the LIKE button you hungry scum!

We’ve been tweeting and reposting all our meals over the last few days we haven’t even had time to eat them. We must be the unclaimed love children of David Bailey and Karen Carpenter. Don’t lie to us you want to know every little details of our dinners. Thank god for this photoshop filter so I can forensically photoshop my foie gras!!


JOIN CRAIG TEATIME AND THE GORGEOUS SARAH ADORABLE FOR A NIGHT OF QUEER CABARET, KARAOKE AND A DJ SET OF TWEERKY TREATS

Entry price is only 3 euro the equivalent to the cost of sizzling strips of roasted lamb cutlets, on a bed of artisan lettuce, blanched tomatoes and onions served in a crispy oven baked traditional ottoman bread, with a drizzle of mouthwatering aioli sauce. Spicy chilli sauce optional. Also known as a Döner.

Repost this feast of entertainment!!

Invited: Alonso Dominguez Sanchez Teruel, Nuri Shaways, Ashkan Sepahvand, Walter Crasshole, Yony Leyser, John Renaud, Parker Tilghman, Jon Campbell, Rip Sy, Colin Comfort, Oli Martin Cayless, Johannes Messmann, Przemek Pyszczek, Claire Panthère, Hannah De Graves, Heather Gatley, Thms Rmn, Jon Isdark, Michael Brauchli, Julius Jewels Petit, Mary Beth Volker show more »